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r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

(via sergeantbbucky)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

The restaurant business is actually pretty great.  My Lemonade in a Soup Bowl fine dining establishment makes well over $18 a day

what kind of stuff do you serve there?

Lemonade in a soup bowl

did you just reply to yourself

(via christophralts)

philcoulson:

Bang bang, that awful sound 
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

(via batcows)

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

(via christophralts)

burntlikethesun:

Bye, Doctor. You know, travel does broaden the mind.

(via would-you-like-a-jelly-baby)

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

(via tavereninthetardis)

blueandbluer:

CORRECT RESPONSE.

blueandbluer:

CORRECT RESPONSE.

(via sergeantbbucky)

burningupasun:

How long are you going to stay with me? Forever.

burningupasun:

How long are you going to stay with me? Forever.

(via doctorwho)

sueting:

Accurate. 

sueting:

Accurate. 

(via sergeantbbucky)

You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight - I’m following him.

(via tavereninthetardis)

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

(via christophralts)